I need to renew my license in a little over two weeks. It will likely take all afternoon as I first have to wait to be assigned a service number. Then the service number has to be called. Then I can get the paperwork. And then I fill it out and wait for the number to be called again. Then I turn in the paperwork and go to wait to have a new photo taken. Then I wait to have the license printed off.
Last time I had to renew was when I turned 18, and it took almost four hours.
And they've cut 30% of the DMV workforce at least four times since then.
I wouldn't worry about chemical or biological strikes on nuclear sites. The US has never had bioweapons (unless you count blankets from smallpox infectees) and we've long since destroyed our chemical stockpiles.
When I first met one special person, I made the mistake of saying "Sweet Odin's Raven". And then she said "By the beard of Zeus!" And then I said "Uncle Jonathan's Corncob Pipe!" And it continued from there.