Seeing as the two counties combined are actually one PLSS-standard county and that's like 30x30 miles in Cheeseland. Well, so maybe close to 25, seeing as it's about 3/4 of the distance from top to bottom.
Which means I'll need to beg a ride off of someone... I live roughly at Point A. My car is somewhere near Point B, probably.
The distance between them is approximately 25 miles.
I have texted and left voicemails with the friend at whose house my car is parked to make sure that it is, indeed, there, but he's probably got his phone on silent since he's got a half dozen papers to finish in the next three days.