But you should see the number of Yankees fans around here.

You know, being a Yankees fan is easy, since they are pretty much guaranteed to make a deep playoff run. So for a guy in, say, Milwaukee to be a Yankees fan is laziness. It's hard to be a Brewers fan (I'm not one, because it's too hard) or a Cubs fan or whatever fan.

It's like it's easy to be a Pats fan. Because they always win. Or a Cowboys fan in the mid-90s. You know who has the best fans? The Lions. Imagine how hard it is to be a fan of a team that hasn't been to a championship game since 1957.

It's like a Pats fan from Illinois or a Red Wings fan in Alaska. Or **** on a bull.

If you blink or move your eyes, your eyes won't register the illusion.

That doesn't make it "old", that just means that it's easy to die.

2. Your schmexy body.

On #10, Vonny is close...but he has the wrong person. Jane and I broke up on good terms and we're still friends and I talk to her quite a bit. I have no regrets there.