I was going to ask the same thing I asked Dancer and GDS and some other people, but that question is now cliche.
So I will ask "What do you look for in strawberries? Do you settle for the free offerings to be had thieving from farms or growing yourself, or do you spend for the more high quality selections to be had from a farmers market or the produce section at a supermarket?"
What do you mean? Everyone uses porn. My best friend gets laid several times a day and still jerks it in the meantime. My dad's 64 years old and has a porn cache. You're not one of those asexual people, are you? I have a Danish friend who's asexual and he's the most boring person I've met. Still a good guy, just very very dull.