Somehow I wind up having to be Dr Phil. I have no idea how I came to this. I've had a grand total of one successful relationship in my entire life... Maybe it's because I'm the one who still retains higher brain functions when drunk.
There shall in that time be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-with the sort of raffier-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.