Ok, whoever gets the most will also get stickers. And everyone who gets a MEGAPOINT will have a role in the upcoming rebirth of Dhampy Comics (Crappy Comics, amirite), in a series vaguely based on the American Splendor comics by the late Harvey Pekar.

10/10

"****" - Over 215 uses (dozens of which are in a sexual context)

"****" - Nearly 70 uses

In addition, there are dozens of uses of various different slang terms for male and female genitalia, including "C***". There are also a few racial slurs (said by the black character), including as the name of a production company ("Nigga Rich Productions").
Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking

One scene includes a very drunk male coming into the coffee shop to get coffee so he can drive.

The entire cast is seen drinking at Zack and Miri's house after the water and electricity were turned on.

Deacon is seen playing a drinking game (Quarters).

Sex & Nudity

10/10

Many sex acts are talked about in an extremely crass manner almost non-stop.

1. Miri is changing with the door open(she's seen in her bra and panties briefly), when 2 teenagers start videotaping it on the cell-phone, then Zack blocks the camera with his butt.

2. While auditioning women, a woman pulls up her skirt, and in a very brief shot, she's seen fully nude.

3. Lester's bare butt is seen in close up as he auditions.

4. A scene shows Zack and Miri scouting people in a strip club, where full female nudity is shown in several shots.

5. A women blows bubbles with her ****** (off-screen). She places the bubble blower into her skirt, and, we see a bubble go into the air. (non explit; it is shown it trailer)

6. In a montage, the cast for the porno is seen holding lightsabers and laser pistols shaped like *****es. R2-D2's "testicles" are also shown.

8. In a scene for the porno, Zack is dressed as a delivery man and says "I've got some cream for you" then drops a box of it on the floor. He and Miri fall on a bag of coffee beans, and then they make love (only their faces are shown).

9. For the porno, Lester and Stacey begin two pornographic sex scenes (Stacey is topless), but are interrupted both times. The second time, Deacon (the cameraman) is filming an undershot and Stacey accidentally defecates on his face.

10. Lester is shown fully nude for 1-3 seconds.

11. Zack holds Miri in the air, makes a sexual comment, then sex is implied, but the movie ends.

Violence & Gore

None

As a hint, I will copy/paste the IMDB parents guide for the movie.

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Sex & Nudity

8/10

Suggested MPAA Rating: Rated R for strong crude and sexual content, pervasive language, nudity, intense action violence and some drug use.

Sexual references throughout.

A naked man is seen but he has no genitalia

Three characters are kidnapped by a group of naked women who are topless onscreen for a long time.

A Minotaur starts pushing a character, the bull turns to another character and you see him caressing his erect *****

A character chops the Minotaur's ***** off (you don't see him cut it) and the character wears it as a trophy for the rest of the movie

A character touches himself under the covers

Violence & Gore

9/10

Surprisingly, there is a lot of gore in the film but very comical. This includes weapon inflicted wounds as well as impalings and dismemberment. All seen all bloody

There is moderate use of action violence in this film.

It is implied that a non-human wizard molested a boy. Characters are talked into jerking off said wizard

The main plot is an evil wizard raping a virgin to make a dragon, he draws pictures of it.

Profanity

10/10

Over 100 uses of ****, scatological, anatomical and derogatory terms used throughout.

Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking

9/10

One of the main characters uses marijuana several times

A wizard smokes a pipe giving him 'visions'

A man crushes a fairy turning it into powder, he then snorts it (like cocaine)

Frightening/Intense Scenes

There are 3 old witches there eyes turn white. A couple of scary monsters, some of the gore is surprising. Not a movie for kids

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