Not bad for changing and creative mind you have my friend. But each doctor needs at least two sessions to know you and get into your "thing"(problem!) then it would be a WAY waste of money more than it is already!
Well, i think it is a Juvenile Mistake but can't agree with the ANNOYING part,....! As long as we be able to express our meanings to each other, then it's ok (its ok). Some CHU inhabitants are not from English-Spoken countries and some not known to it, Some don't pay attention and some are ignorant.
But.... I MUST implicate that your critic is well in placed and IF wanted to be a good and appropriate writer and be by the book must see criteria you've mentioned.
About my Avatar, yeah i have that spooky feeling too! i didn't read the whole book Al-Azif(the Arabic name of the book you mentioned) But did he came to Persia>? As far as i know he was in Syria-Damascus and quit a long time in Arabian Deserts, I really wanna know more about him.