Ok, so on June 11, 2008, you are finally going to realize the cake is a lie and its going to completely rebuild your mentality and in turn will give you superpowers?
The egg? That makes sense, seeing as how you can't have chicken without an egg. Or turkey. And everyone knows ham comes from rhinos. Oh no! No cake without egss! But the cakes a lie, which means since its made of eggs, eggs are a lie! And some pies can be made from eggs. Which means some pies are a lie! Noooo! Its the end of the world.