*stores this knowledge away*

I'll need this someday

And to answer your question, the reason other blogs get comments is because the people who make them have lots of friends who want to comment.

Once you've been here a while and people get to know you then you'll probably get more blog comments

Blows mine out of the water.

Yes, I flushed my exam papers down the toilet when I got the results.

Besides, isnt this the 9th month anyway? September?