Damn, now I can't decide between your skills and Al-pucino's... so I wont decided
"Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriends four post bedI know it's not mine but I'll see if I can use it for a weekend or a one night stand..."
And nah just long and slightly curly hair, but I think dreads would be pretty sweet.
Anyway, I like number 8
Chugga chugga chugga chugga woot woot!