"i think my bed just winked at me"
Some odd stuff has been happening over here lately too. My television turned itself on at three a.m. yesterday (it was fuzz) My old religion teacher used to say that three a.m. was the time satan chose to mess with the living <_< Something about mocking the time of Jesus's death.
My remote was still on my desk, so the only logical explanation I could come up with was that someone else's universal remote interfered with my television. Apparently the Big Lebowski was on in the adjacent room, and that movie when coupled with a lack of sleep leads to massive amounts of win.
I'm looking forward to those stories, you've got a unique way of captivating audiences, so they should prove to be a good read