Ah, it would seem I came to the right place at the right time! *cracks fingers*
Serf, Peasant, Commoner, Oarsman, Citizen, Soldier, Captain, Servant, Butler, Yeoman, Gentry, Page, Squire, Paladin, Aristocrat, Governor, Ambassador, Regent, Noble, Lord, Prince, King, Emperor, Hero, Mortal, Spirit, Ghost, Deity, Archangel, God, Pumpkin, Lucky, Gangsta, Cupid, Clown, Bard, Saiyan, Witch, Wizard, Titan, Fairy, Awesome Alchemist, TehShizzle, Banana, High Roller, Troll, Lawnmower, Eyen, Haloragaceae, Tubby, Ham, Gabble, Sandblaster, Alby, Nibbler, Militarist, Supine, Vag-nevermind, Caesar, Dreadnought, Hoopla, Doc, Gigabyte, Millet, Tsunami, Kiloton, Flyleaf, Lich, Currycomb, Freeman, Sycophant, Aficionado, Deadbeat, Runnel, Whitecap, Shinny, Vim, Hippo, Outfielder, Swatter, Hoggmeiser, Pun, Maggery, Closet, Ashcan, Vampire, Renegade, Hellraiser, Warthog, Jargon, UndeadKnight, Temperance, Death, Ninja, LuckyEight, Smithy, Flewing, Junior, My hands are numb..., Butter, Fool, Krafty, Poppy, Sherman, BamBam, Parrot, Tacker, Packet, Checkslocation... oh okay Communist, Penguin, Meister, Gaiden, Stormbreaker, Vlad, Mailbox, Trailer, Chorussian, Pope, Broad, AbsoluteZero, Sox, O RLY?, Metro, Mainstream, Arc, The Lad, seewhatIdidther?, EraserCannon, Conboy, Forest, Sabretooth, Wolverine, hahIdiditagain, The Suit, DoubleOWombat, Lightflash, Centurion, May, The Judge, Terminator, Madness, thisisparta, Hoginator, Tenten, Midday, Walker, Melter, Zoomzoom, Stirred, Bullbay, Ace Defective, GETDATPIGEON, Ditto, Th3eras3r, Clowd, Chuck Boris, Bin, Wishingwell, Pitstop, Badger, DarkKnight, Fetch, Skythebear lmao, FrankFetcher, OneTwoThrice, Hay..., ThePhilosiphevermind, Sigma, Trunk, Sherwood, yougottrolled, Spookes, Narton, Dexter, Overlord, Enigma, MechBlaster, CarbonFiber.
To all who actually read all of that: You're nuts. GWAHAHAHA! Ow, ow ow owww, my fingers...
Wait, most of those are more usernames than ranks. Well, I'll make a new list later. *trollface*