So if it's a joke, then well done, made me chuckle.
If it's not a joke, then I'm not sure what to say, seriously. (no pun intended)
I mean I wouldn't let McDonalds control my life.
....I believe you.
In all seriousness...holding a part-time job while going to school and having time with friends/family and yourself is really not that hard.
I would suggest getting a job now, learning that skill now so life will be easier when it gets tougher. And believe me, it will.