Bronze:
Dude Abides
Objective: Use The Dude to score 30 Strikes in Bowling
D-Town Destruction
Objective: Get 2,000,000 score in Paindemonium and Aftermath
Pain in the Park
Objective: Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement and After Hours
Combo Mambo
Objective: Get 15x Combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, Demolition
Horsin’ a Clown
Objective: Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster
Glutton
Objective: Make 30 Eat It! shots in Call da Shot
Constipated
Objective: Get 100 Strikes in Bowling
Pain and Mane
Objective: Play 100 Games of Trauma or Horse
Attention Spam
Objective: Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, Demolition.
Grenade-a-Maid
Objective: Get Exploded 200 times with any female launchable add-on character
Silver:
Harder Dick’s Balls
Objective: Get all of Dicks Balls in the Block Party Dumpster w/o reset
Rodeo Clown
Objective: Use Ed to Explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss
Ninja pwn
Objective: Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Amusement Park Mode
2 Mill Club
Objective: Get Pain in the Park and D-Town Destruction
Trill
Objective: Get Painful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo add-on characters
Gold:
King of Pain
Objective: Get All Downtown Trophies plus Trill and Grenade-a-Maid
Affliction Addiction
Objective: Get One 100 Million Points in Downtown
Extra DLC Trophies:
Bronze:
Helmet PI
Objective: Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car
Camera Boom
Objective: Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions
Glass Lass
Objective: Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss
Blockbuster
Objective: Use a tank to blow up the Castle Tower
Silver:
Street Rider
Objective: Use any Street Fighter® character to travel 2 miles while grabbing a vehicle
Buzzmonkey
Objective: Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey Painful with Buzz
Gold:
Gettin’ Hoff
Objective: Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode
Sore Spots DLC Trophies:
Bronze:
Lo Touch
Objective: Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN Reunion
Everyone’s a Winner
Objective: Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics
It’s Full of Cars
Objective: Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE
Silver:
Secret Santa
Objective: Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa
Handy-capped
Objective: Complete Mad Science! PAINFUL without grabbing
Gold:
Sore Spotting
Objective: Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the Sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow
Museum DLC Trophies:
Bronze:
Bone Smoker
Objective: Throw-bomb any large dinosaur skeleton 30 times.
Butter Mousetrap
Objective: Mousetrap into the toaster in the stifstonian without hitting the ground.
MILF All Knight Long
Objective: Complete mummy i’d like to fling without resetting.
Silver:
Potty Time
Objective: Dive into 3 urinals, experience some FArt, and blow up the stinker status in one run in the stiffstonian.
Monkey-On-Monkey
Objective: Earn gold in museum spank normal, hard and painful with Ivan Tojakov.
Gold:
Zoom Raider
Objective: Travel through all the secret passages in one run in stiffstonian, knight at the museum and fun with explosives single player (any difficulty).
